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A few months ago, I had an Epic Road Trip with two of my buddies, Ethan and Dennis.

The reason we drove over 2000km was because both of them were about to further their studies in England but before they left, they wanted to travel around Malaysia. You know, just to explore our own backyard before we cast our eyes on others’. So off we went, and it was one of the funnest trips I had.

During the trip, I brought along an extra car key just in case I got the one I was using lost in a cow dung or eaten by a monitor lizard (you will never know).

I gave it to Ethan for safekeeping.

This is Ethan.

Thankfully, my car key didn’t get lost in a cow dung or eaten by a monitor lizard and we resumed our normal daily life after the trip.

However, Ethan forgot to return the key to me and…

THAT GUY LEFT FOR ENGLAND WITH MY CAR KEY!!!

AND NOT ONLY WAS THAT, BUT HE ALSO WENT AROUND EUROPE WITH IT!!! FFUUUUUUUU!!!!

For months I had to live carefully, knowing that I will be stranded if I lost my only car key left in Malaysia. Yet, that didn’t stop him from making fun of my situation like saying how my car key had more mileage than my car will ever have or how my car key traveled to more countries than I did. -_-

And to prove my car key did travel around, he actually took a picture of my car key in every country he went to. In no chronological order, these were the countries (and more).

Poland.

France.

England.

Italy (Assassin’s Creed II taught me this place is Florence ).

Czech Republic.

And he claimed this river/lake/sea/ocean is in Germany. This could be Kinta River for all I care.

Anyhow, after more than 6 months away from me, my extra car key finally returned to me in August… which I immediately proceeded to disinfect it with acid for posing with the Chelsea logo (refer above).

However, things got ugly when both of my car keys met for the first time after a while.

Yupe, that’s right. Both of my car keys got into a fight after one became a total scumbag and made fun of the other one which had been very faithful to me. All hell broke loss afterward and both of them killed each other in the end.

True story.