• If you are my old readers from my previous blog (yes, all four of you), make yourself at home.
  • If you are a new reader, do not make yourself at home. And sit properly.
  • If you are my girlfriend, nice try! I know she doesn’t read my blog.
  • If you are ignoring the obvious hint above and still want to make out or have sex with me, let me know immediately.
  • If you are my girlfriend’s parents, no, I haven’t cheated on your daughter yet.
  • If you are my parents, har! har! I am not worried because you cannot read English. :D
  • If you are my parents’ translator, I am definitely not Seng Foo. :|
  • If you are a blogger, O HAI! :D
  • If you are a blogger who just came for the sake of me linking your blog, we have nothing to talk.
  • If you are looking to advertise on my blog, please email me at sengfoolee@gmail.com.
  • If you are a troll, let us talk and not act like a couple of uneducated barbarians. You know, let us talk like this.
  • If you are a Manchester United supporter, I love you. :)
  • If you are an ANBU (Anyone But United), I hate you. :x
  • If you are not from ISA, I have no interest in politic.
  • If you are from ISA, I love Barisan Nasional very much. LONG LIVE NAJIB!
  • If you are Maria Ozawa, I LOVED YOU. But your porn videos are getting disgusting by each one. Bukkake, anal and urine drinking and what’s that I heard? DOING IT WITH A TRANSVESTITE? You just lost a big (not relatively speaking) fan. :x
  • If you are a vegetarian, I am sorry to inform you that I am a meatatarian. :|
  • If you are my boss, please refer to “If you are my parents’ translator” above.
  • If you are my boss who are not convinced that I’m not Seng Foo, I would like you to ensure that despite I act funny and do silly things on this blog, I’m all about seriousness when it comes to work. That, and also I won’t talk bad of our company. Make fun, perhaps. But talk bad? Naaaaaah. So please don’t fire me. :(